Magical Appearing Turtle!

As I was on my way home from work today, I stopped to get gas at the station around the corner from my house, like I do every Friday. Unlike every other week, today I got a surprise. I opened the cover to my gas tank and sitting peacefully in there was a tiny origami turtle.

Fun fact: When you write oragami, the google spell check's second suggestion is orgasmic. Yes google, I totally meant to write that there was a tiny orgasmic turtle in my gas tank. What does that even mean?

Anyway, I am trying to figure out why someone might have decided to place the tiny origami turtle on the gas cap of my car and can't quite come up with any plausible explanations other than they are like me and enjoy doing random things to make other people confused, as well as to make the people who have seen too many sci-fi shows jump to government conspiracy, super-spy codes.

For now now is resting peacefully on my book shelf.

Sailor Moon Thought

When she transforms the first thing that happens in her transforming sequence is her nails get sparkly nail polish. Then they are covered up with gloves. Why does her Sailor Moon outfit include nail polish and gloves?

Really?!

So my box of GoGurt came with a "Super Squeezer" to assist me in transferring the yogurt from the tube to my stomach. Thank goodness for this ingenious invention because I really don't know how I would have managed without it.

...sigh, the things people waste money on.

Orange Fail

Mutant Alien Orange?